Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
some teenagers have to save the world from a giantass bird that eats memories and spits out poison and they can barely even go outside without having a fit
some green haired dickweed piece of shit in a gaudy suit trolls the shit out of the main cool dude of a hero, his wanna be girlfriend of a brother and the local valley girl, some robots, cat girls, vampires, werewolves, little boys, magical girls and the lot before they all gang up on him.
some faggy emo kid has to go and win a game because he got shot for being a faggot and now he has to kill some faggy monsters and play dress up and spend time with some whiny bitch who hates herself so she looks like her bitch friend, some faggot albino kid, and some faggot skater who’s whore of a sister got killed for being a whore.
Some amnesiac “tactician” tricks some poor girl into rebelling against a tyrant. When that doesn’t get her killed, he then convinces the prince of some other country to form a ragtag band of a dozen people that don’t even necessarily have any martial training to wage war against hundreds of enemy soldiers. Also there is dragons at the end.
You are a block and the point of the game is to kill pigs and attack things that look like giant green penises
you are a fox flying a shitty ass plane with a frog and a bird and a hippo trying to kill a retarded monkey from space
